Heard and Seen

• Multiple mating seagulls
• Red billboard with single message across yellow banner: ihatemarriedlife.com
• Yard sign, half a state away: Love Your Bride
• Gruntz Videos "The Video Store with a Twist" ...ewww
• Outside a strip club: Bouncing Boxing Babes!
• Discussing local accents: "What you gotta do, is you gotta go up to Island Convenience and talk to Mack Midget..."
• Dolphins playing in the sound at our restaurant tonight
• Quite possibly the world's most pathetic (and somehow happy!) museum - you know there's a problem when your main display is multiple nearly identical duck decoys.